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Cum Eating Phone Sex: Learn To Eat Your Own Cum For Me

One of the most important skills a cuckold can have is that of cum eating phone sex. Learning to eat your own cum for me is a must, especially if you hope to be good at creampie cleanup phone sex someday.

But I know, some of you are not so keen on the idea. I understand that it can be daunting at first, but think of it this way: You don’t have to eat an entire load to start with. This, I think, is the biggest mistake that guys make in the beginning. They think they have to consume the whole thing the first time, right off the bat, and that couldn’t be farther from the truth.

An Easy Introduction Into Cum Eating Phone Sex

Yes, I’m telling you right now, the first time you try eating your own cum, you don’t have to eat every drop of it. That’ll come in time. You can consider it a win if you just taste it the first few times. That’ll help you get used to the taste of it so that cum eating phone sex becomes easier.

Once you do that, the rest is simple. You just starting tasting more and more of it with each subsequent try, until you get to the point that you’re eating it all, every time. Once you get over the initial hurdle, I promise, it’ll be so much easier.

CEI: Cum Eating Instructions For Cuckolds

As a cuckold phone sex slut, it is, as I mentioned above, very important for you to be able to eat your own cum. If you can’t, you’re probably not going to be able to take care of one a cuck’s most important duties: creampie cleanup. If you can’t eat your own cum, you won’t be able to eat another man’s, either, so it’s best that you start by learning on yourself.

A good way to do this is to get yourself some unlubed condoms and jerk off while wearing them. Then, after you cum, you can (carefully) remove the condom and use your mouth to get all of the cum out of it. This is great creampie phone sex practice because it teaches you to really get into the nooks and crannies and get every drop of it. Which is exactly what you’ll need to do when you get put on creampie cleanup duty for your favorite Cuckoldress.

Learn To Eat Your Cum For Creampie Cleanup Duty

Another good way to learn to eat your cum for creampie cleanup duty is to eat it off of a beautiful woman’s body. I’ll even be kind enough to volunteer my own lovely body for you to lick your cum off of. Maybe I’ll give you a nice tit-fucking and let you cum all over my boobs and eat it off. Or if you’re a foot guy, I could give you a footjob and let you clean me up with your lips and tongue. There are all kinds of possibilities for this sort of thing.

I’m really looking forward to doing some CEI phone sex (cum eating instructions) with you. It’ll really help you in your journey to become a good creampie cleanup boy, I promise. And plus, it’s just fun to have you eat your own cum for me!

So if you’d like to try some cum eating phone sex with your favorite mature phone sex Goddess, you know what to do! Just click one of the buttons below to give me, Miss Adrienne, a call right now. I can’t wait to hear from you and get started teaching you to eat your own cum for me. Talk soon!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Let’s Glam It Up A Bit!

Hi there, guys. How do you feel about cum eating phone sex? Me, I feel pretty good about it, personally. I really enjoy having you guys eat your own cum for me.

Now, there are a number of ways you can go about doing this for me. You can shoot it on your fingers and lick it off, or you can give yourself a facial, or whatever. But sometimes, I find myself in the mood to fancy up cum eating a bit. That’s when I have y’all cum into a champagne flute and then drink it out that way!

When I give cum eating instructions–that is, CEI phone sex–I don’t like to make them overly complicated. That just makes it more difficult for you to pull off. And I don’t want you to have a hard time fulfilling my demands, you know? I’d much rather you find it to be rather easy than to find it too complex. Accessibility is very important to me, after all.

I love the inherent decadence in having you drink your own cum from a champagne flute, too. It’s so naughty and nasty, and I just can’t get enough. It seems very Oscar Wilde-ian to me. I can’t really explain that statement, but if you know, you know!

Anyway, if you’re interested in some naughty cum eating phone sex fun with your favorite mature phone sex Goddess, all you have to do to give me, Miss Adrienne, a call is to click the button below. You’ll be so happy you did. I’ve got the champagne flute at the ready, and I can’t wait to hear from you. So why not get to clicking for me?

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Lick It All Up

I know some people aren’t really into it, but I have to admit, I really enjoy cum eating phone sex. It’s so nice when a guy is so dedicated to being naughty that he’s willing to eat all the evidence!

I like giving cum eating instructions. Usually, my instructions are quite simple and could be things like, “Give yourself a facial when you’re ready to shoot your load” or “Simply cum on your fingers and lick it all off for me.” As long as you get every drop, I’m pleased. I don’t require a lot of excess when it comes to *how* you eat your cum for me.

But I think my personal favorite way, if you have the requisite large equipment for it, is letting you fuck me and then having you eat your cum back out of me. Creampie phone sex like that is just super-sexy and the perfect way to end a nice evening together. Don’t you think so?

This, of course, only applies if you have a big cock, though. If you have a small one, you’ll have to settle for jerking off to pictures of me and eating your own cum off your fingers after you ejaculate. Sorry, that’s just how it works around here. But if you have a small one, you can consider eating your own cum for me a good prerequisite to creampie cleanup phone sex, where you eat *another* guy’s cum out of me. At least you have that you can look forward to!

So if you have a cum eating phone sex fantasy you’d like to share with a hot, sexy older woman, you know what to do. Just click the button below to give me, Miss Adrienne, a call. You’re going to be so happy you did, I can assure you.

Cum Eating Phone Sex: What Can A Foot Massage Lead To?

Have you wondered what you could do to really relax me and help me feel at ease? Well, the answer is, “Give me a foot massage.” Recently, my husband came home from being out of town for work purposes, and one of the first things he did after showering and putting his things away was to come, sit on the couch with me, and rub my feet. He asked about my day, about my general activities since he’d been gone, and of course, what was going on in the world of cuckold phone sex as he rubbed.

I was happy to tell him, obviously. He massaged, and I talked about some of the things I’d been up to. It was no surprise to me when his cock started getting hard. He’s always been one of those who gets excited hearing stories. 😉

His favorite story was a cum eating phone sex story. For some reason, that really got him going. So of course, I was going to exploit that for my pleasure.

I kept talking about cum eating while he massaged my feet, until he thought he couldn’t handle it any longer. Then, I told him to take his cock out. He jerked it off for me while I watched. It didn’t take him long to cum, unsurprisingly. So, naturally, I had him shoot it all over my feet and lick it up for me.

So what kind of fantasy do you want to discuss while you rub my feet? Is it cum eating phone sex, or is it something else entirely? All you have to do is click one of the buttons below to call Miss Adrienne and share!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: An Adventure In Naughtiness

Hello to all you little cuckolds and other assorted phone sex sluts. How are y’all doing today?

I have a task in mind for you boys today, and I hope you’re all up to it. (I will be most disappointed if you’re not, after all.) But I have faith in my darling cucks, and I believe you’ll prove yourself worthy. 😉

This particular task is a CEI task. That’s “Cum Eating Instructions,” just in case you missed the title of this blog post. 😉

If you’re wondering why a cuckold like yourself might need a cum eating task, the answer is quite simple. I expect creampie cleanup phone sex from all of my cucks (which you likely already know if you’ve spoken with me before). And learning to eat your *own* cum will help when you’re faced with eating someone *else’s* cum out of my creamy, freshly-fucked pussy.

Now, this CEI task will require a little preparation in advance. (Not too much, but a little bit.) What I’m going to need you to do is go to the grocery store and buy a large jar of mayonnaise. The jar needs to be full, so you’ll need a new one, rather than using one you’ve already opened. After you’ve done that, read on and find out what you’re expected to do with it.

The next thing you’re going to do is go somewhere that you won’t be disturbed, strip naked, and open your mayonnaise. If you want to call me on Cougars.com while you complete this task, that will earn you bonus points for later. 😉

Now, what you’re going to do is stick your cock into this brand-new jar of mayonnaise and fuck it. Yes, I said fuck it. If this is not enough to bring you to orgasm by itself, you are allowed to stroke yourself, provided that when you cum, you shoot your load into the mayonnaise jar.

Once you’ve finished, clean yourself up and get dressed. Then, take the mayonnaise into the kitchen, stir it well, and make yourself a sandwich using the mayo with the special ingredient in it. Eat the whole sandwich. Yes, this part is mandatory. You can’t skip it.

Sounds fun, huh? Well, lucky for you, I have a ton of cum eating phone sex ideas rattling around in my dirty mind, so if you liked this one, you can always give me a call to get another one. Just click the button below to call me or to web chat with me, Miss Adrienne. I look forward to hearing from you!