Cum Eating Phone Sex: An Adventure In Naughtiness

Hello to all you little cuckolds and other assorted phone sex sluts. How are y’all doing today?

I have a task in mind for you boys today, and I hope you’re all up to it. (I will be most disappointed if you’re not, after all.) But I have faith in my darling cucks, and I believe you’ll prove yourself worthy. 😉

This particular task is a CEI task. That’s “Cum Eating Instructions,” just in case you missed the title of this blog post. 😉

If you’re wondering why a cuckold like yourself might need a cum eating task, the answer is quite simple. I expect creampie cleanup phone sex from all of my cucks (which you likely already know if you’ve spoken with me before). And learning to eat your *own* cum will help when you’re faced with eating someone *else’s* cum out of my creamy, freshly-fucked pussy.

Now, this CEI task will require a little preparation in advance. (Not too much, but a little bit.) What I’m going to need you to do is go to the grocery store and buy a large jar of mayonnaise. The jar needs to be full, so you’ll need a new one, rather than using one you’ve already opened. After you’ve done that, read on and find out what you’re expected to do with it.

The next thing you’re going to do is go somewhere that you won’t be disturbed, strip naked, and open your mayonnaise. If you want to call me on Cougars.com while you complete this task, that will earn you bonus points for later. 😉

Now, what you’re going to do is stick your cock into this brand-new jar of mayonnaise and fuck it. Yes, I said fuck it. If this is not enough to bring you to orgasm by itself, you are allowed to stroke yourself, provided that when you cum, you shoot your load into the mayonnaise jar.

Once you’ve finished, clean yourself up and get dressed. Then, take the mayonnaise into the kitchen, stir it well, and make yourself a sandwich using the mayo with the special ingredient in it. Eat the whole sandwich. Yes, this part is mandatory. You can’t skip it.

Sounds fun, huh? Well, lucky for you, I have a ton of cum eating phone sex ideas rattling around in my dirty mind, so if you liked this one, you can always give me a call to get another one. Just click the button below to call me or to web chat with me, Miss Adrienne. I look forward to hearing from you!

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