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Cuckold Phone Sex Announcement!

Hi, guys, just a quick announcement from your favorite cuckold phone sex Goddess!

As you’ve probably noticed lately if you’ve been trying to find me, my schedule has been rather erratic. I’ve been extremely busy with my housewifely duties and also with going out and getting dick! So I haven’t been as available for your cuckold phone sex sessions, unfortunately. This sucks for all of us, but fortunately, I do have a solution in mind!

I’ve got quite a few cuckold phone sex Queen friends in the biz, so I’m going to open my blog up so that they can post here as well! That way, you guys will have more Cuckoldresses to choose from when I’m not available. They’ll provide you with some super-hot blog posts and experiences and also be around to take your calls. They would love to add you to their stable of pathetic losers whom they cuck!

Let me give you the list of ladies who will be posting on my blog. We have, for your cucking pleasure: Abby, Bree, Bunny, Diamond, Genesis (trans), Gina, Holly, Jayda, Julia, Kate, Kristen, Kylie, Lauren, Madison, Marlena, Porscha, Savannah, Tanya, Vivika, and Whisper (trans). All of these ladies adore cuckolding and would love to speak with you about it anytime they’re available!

Many of these ladies are also on TalkToMe/Cougars, along with me. But others are located on other sites, so be sure to check the bottom of their posts for their contact information. I can personally vouch for each one of these ladies and their prowess when it comes to cuckolding, both in real life and over the phone.

So definitely keep a look out for these ladies’ posts over the coming days and weeks. I’m so glad you chose my site for your cuckold desires. Love you all!

~Miss Adrienne

Tranny Cuckolding Phone Sex With Whisper

Hi, guys, I’m Whisper, and I just love tranny cuckolding phone sex, don’t you? If you’ve never heard of such a thing before, let me be the one to enlighten you. Read on!

What Is Tranny Cuckolding Phone Sex?

I know you already know what cuckold phone sex is, or you probably wouldn’t be here. So you know how in regular cuckolding, your wife or girlfriend is cucking you with another man? And how in lesbian cuckolding, she’s doing it with another woman? Ok, well, follow the trail to it’s natural conclusion, and you’ll know what tranny cuckolding phone sex is. 😉

That’s right, boys, Ms. Whisper is a special kind of lady. A t-girl. A tranny. A shemale phone sex Goddess who is going to blow both your and your wife’s minds!

What do you think about that?

How Do You Get Cucked By A Shemale?

So you may be wondering how a t-girl like me cucks a guy like you. Well, first of all, let’s talk about how utterly humiliating it has to be for you to have a smaller cock than a woman does. This girl dick is big, long, and thick, and it’s ready to completely ruin your lady friend forever.

If you’re craving a little small penis humiliation phone sex, I can dish that out for you, too. After all, it has to be so embarrassing for such a tall, sexy, beautiful woman to be hung better than you are, lol.

Plus, I know how to treat a lady. Obviously, you don’t, or your wife wouldn’t want to be out fucking other people. I know how to slowly seduce her while you look on, enviously. Watch closely, sweetheart. Maybe you’ll learn something.

I’ll be gentle with her while she sucks my cock. I’m not going to make her gag or anything like that. I want her to love having my gorgeous t-girl dick in her lovely mouth.

Fucking Your Wife And Giving Her The Ride Of Her Life

Your wife is so sexy when she’s all turned on. I’m going to make sure she’s extra hot by eating that sweet little pussy of hers before I fuck it with this big tranny cock. Oh, I bet she tastes sooooo good, doesn’t she?

Then, I’m going to fuck her and show you exactly what tranny cuckolding phone sex entails. I’ll put her in whatever position she likes most, and then I’ll pound her with this big shemale dick and make her cum all over me.

Speaking of cumming, that’s what I’m going to do, too. I plan on leaving her a huge creampie for you to clean up for us. Hope you paid attention to how I ate her so that you’ll know how to do it, too. Show me how good you are at creampie cleanup phone sex, baby. I want to see it for myself!

I’m sure you’ll demonstrate your skills perfectly, won’t you? After you’ve finished cleaning her up, perhaps you can come and do the same for me as well. But since it’s all about her, after all, make sure you take care of her first. Then, you can see to my girl dick for me.

Are you ready for some hot tranny cuckolding phone sex? Then, what you need to do is grab your phone and your credit card and dial the number below. When the dispatcher answers, tell her you’d like to speak with me, Whisper, your hot shemale dream girl. She’ll get your info and get you connected with me in no time. I can’t wait to show your wife what a real dick feels like!

1-888-904-9766

Creampie Phone Sex With Abby

Hey, guys, I’m Abby; would you like to know how I got into creampies and creampie phone sex? Believe it or not, it was not always a thing for me. Yes, really!

You see, being poly and not really being into humiliating people, cuckolding and cuckold phone sex were not on my radar at first. Just not my thing, I would have told you. But all that changed when James entered the picture.

A Genuine Cuckold

James became one of my boyfriends pretty quickly because he was both extremely cool and the perfect gentleman. We had a lot in common, and he was very sweet. When we first started having sex, though, I noticed that he was really curious about my other partners and the things I liked to do with them. I realized pretty much immediately that this was not a jealousy thing. This was a fetish thing!

Of course, I was happy to oblige him and regale him with tales of my past sexploits. And, as you can imagine, he absolutely loved it! He especially liked asking questions about details and fucking me harder as I answered him. And, hey, this was win/win for me, too, so I humored him.

I started looking into cuckolding and learning about it, as I clearly had an avid cuck on my hands here. So I was not surprised when James asked one day if he could watch me with another one of my lovers!

The Actual Surprise Was His Love Of Creampies

But what I was surprised by was when he asked me not to use a condom when we did this. You see, I was always very into safe sex. (And I still am, really. I do creampies and creampie phone sex fantasies, but I’m not stupid about it.) I always liked using condoms because they made me feel safer and more secure. And James knew this, so I knew his asking me to do it was not a trivial ask.

Luckily, one of my partners had recently been tested for STDs and so had I. So I decided we’d use him as the guinea pig for this creampie fantasy James had. I know you creampie phone sex lovers are loving where this is headed, right? 😉

So the big day came. James and I went over to my other boyfriend, whose name was Tyler’s, house, and we left the condoms at home. Everything started off wonderfully. The guys got along great, and then things progressed to the bedroom. James, in true cuckold fashion, didn’t want a standard threesome. He just wanted to watch his hot redheaded girlfriend get fucked, lol!

A Creampie Phone Sex Fantasy For This Cuckold!

So Tyler started fucking me after I sucked on his cock for a while. James was not interested in being a fluffer boy, which is fine. I didn’t push it and was thrilled to suck Tyler’s dick while James watched. The whole thing made me feel so sexy!

Finally, the big finale came. Tyler filled me up with jizz, and James did what you creampie cleanup phone sex fans love to do. He dove in face-first and ate every drop of the creampie Tyler had left inside me!

Now, to this day, I love cuckolding and creampies (though I still don’t really do the humiliation thing). Being a cheating girlfriend phone sex girl is so much fun to me! And, plus, I love you boys’ dirty creampie phone sex fantasies.

So what are you waiting for? If you’d like your very own nasty creampie phone sex fantasy with me, Abby, all you have to do is click the button below to call me on TalkToMe.com!

Size Queen Phone Sex With Tanya

Hi, guys, I’m Tanya, your size Queen phone sex extraordinaire! I’m so pleased to be the first guest poster on my good friend, Miss Adrienne’s, cuckold phone sex blog. I feel like with my experience and proclivities, I 100% belong here!

A Little About Your Cuckoldress

Well, let me tell you a little about myself. As I mentioned above, my name is Tanya. I live on the West Coast of Canada. I’m in my mid 20s. And I really, really love big cocks. It’s almost like the term “size Queen phone sex” was coined just for me.

Yep, I definitely love big cocks and won’t settle for anything less. I have very high standards and stick strictly to them. I will not be persuaded to drop them for anyone or anything, for I deserve the very best, don’t I? (Of course I do! That was a rhetorical question.)

So you may now be wondering what it takes to get me to drop my panties. I won’t beat around the bush with you. For me, bare minimum is eight inches. Anything less than that, and I’m yawning.

All Big Dicks Are Nice, But Big Black Cock Is Something Else!

Yeah, if you don’t have at least eight inches, the only thing you’re going to be doing with my panties is sniffing them. Or maybe wearing them, if it suits me. Regardless, though, you won’t be getting into them any other way if you come up short.

I love big dicks of all kinds. No matter the flavor, if it’s big and thick, I want to try it. But I do have to admit that I have quite a liking for some big Black cock and all the big Black cock phone sex fantasies you boys can think up. BBC is amazing in every way–its length, its thickness, its stamina, and its ability to leave huge creampies for cucks like you to clean up!

I know you love creampie cleanup, don’t you? 😉

Size Queen Phone Sex Is So Much Fun

Now that you have a little bit of a better idea of what I’m looking for, we can start talking specifics. I love cuckold phone sex and interracial cuckold phone sex in all its forms. Why? Because I’m a size Queen phone sex Goddess, of course.

Honestly, it was sort of destined to happen when you think about it. I’ve loved big dick since I first had sex, and I’ve never settled for anything less. (See above about why should I?) So given my love of both big cocks and emasculating little losers, my love for cuckolding was pretty much meant to be.

I’m sure you’re very grateful for that, too. I mean, look at me. You couldn’t imagine a hotter Cuckoldress if you tried. And if I deserve the best cocks in the world, I suppose you could try to convince me why you deserve the best size Queen phone sex girl in the whole world, too. I’m willing to listen. You may not be able to convince me, mind you. But I’m always willing to lend an ear to someone making that argument.

Anyway, I could go on for ages about big dicks, BBCs, and so forth. But I won’t. Instead, I’ll invite you to give your size Queen phone sex girl a call. That way, we can share a conversation, and you can tell me what’s on your mind, too. You won’t just be reading a one-way thing of my thoughts.

So if you’re ready for it, click the button below to give me, Tanya, a call. I can’t wait to hear from you!

Cuckold Phone Sex: Why Your Dick Doesn’t Matter

One thing you may have noticed in my cuckold phone sex blogs over the years is that humiliation is not something I emphasize. You may be wondering why that is. Well, my dears, I will be happy to tell you. Gather round and let Miss Adrienne explain to you why penis humiliation is not really her thing.

I Am A Hot Wife, Not A Humiliatrix

The truth of the matter is, I’m more of a hot wife phone sex Goddess than a Humiliatrix. I know some people get a lot of pleasure out of humiliation, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. It’s just not really my style. I’m (usually) into a kinder, gentler form of domination phone sex.

I stumbled into cuckold phone sex through mine and hubby’s experiences with swinging. I didn’t start out as a Cuckoldress at all, merely a hot wife. And to tell you boys the truth, my hubby has a decent-sized cock. It’s not enormous, but it’s enough. It’s a little over seven inches. Utilitarian, to be sure, but certainly nothing to sniff at.

So I didn’t start cuckolding my husband because of his cock size, but in spite of it. I did it because I crave multiple cocks. I love my husband, and I will never leave him because he is my soulmate. But monogamy is not either of our things, at all!

I Love Polyamory

I have both extra-curricular fuck buddies and boyfriends. I am a happily married, bisexual, polyamorous hot wife. And my husband loves it! (Including my forays into lesbian cuckolding, lol.)

But I digress. What I’m really trying to say here is that dick size is, ultimately, unimportant when it comes to whether or not I will cheat (if you can even call it cheating, when you have the enthusiastic consent of all parties!). I will fuck other people, no doubt about it. So why should I laugh at your cock size if it’s irrelevant? I mean, you could have the biggest dick in Alabama, and I’d still fuck other people because I prefer variety in my sexual encounters. So there’s no point in me making it about dick size when it really isn’t.

Cuckold Phone Sex Is For Fun

You see, for me, cuckold phone sex is fun. It’s something I do to relax and enjoy myself when my husband and lovers (both male and female) are not around. I’m a person who likes to have fun, at heart. And for me, humiliation is really not that fun. I don’t mind a bit of lighthearted teasing, mind you. But when it starts getting deeper than that, I’m out because I don’t enjoy it. Cuckolding and teasing, yes. Hardcore humiliation, no, ma’am.

So if that’s something you like, you and I might not be the best fit for each other. And that’s perfectly fine! Everyone is not meant for everyone. I wish you the very best on your journey to find the perfect Cuckoldress for you.

But if you like cuckold phone sex without a lot of BS, I think you and I would get along pretty well! I would love to tell you about some of my exploits and maybe hear about some of yours, too. I could also offer you some advice, if you’re interested in maybe getting your partner to participate in your cuckold phone sex fetish.

So if you’re looking for some cuckold phone sex fun with a mature phone sex lady, why not click the button below to give me, Adrienne, a call? I would certainly love to hear from you and learn about all your fantasies!

Stocking Fetish Phone Sex: A Cuck’s Hottest Dream

Hello to all you stocking fetish phone sex lovers out there! It’s me, Miss Adrienne, your Cuckoldress extraordinaire. How are all of you doing today? I hope you had a wonderful holiday weekend (if you’re in the US). And if you’re not, I hope you had a wonderful regular weekend. I know I surely did!

A Weekend Cuckolding Experience

I thought of you guys this weekend, particularly you stocking fetish phone sex guys, because I did some cuckolding with my darling husband and a big bull. One of the things I had hubby do before my bull came over was help me get dressed. He often does this during a cuckolding session, so that was nothing unusual. But what was unusual was that I decided I would wear some stockings on July 5th, lol.

If you guys didn’t already know, it is extremely hot and humid this time of year in Alabama. That makes wearing any kind of nylons a fairly miserable experience. But I knew I wouldn’t be going outside. I knew I’d be remaining inside with the air conditioner, my doting husband, and my big, sexy bull. So I allowed hubby to help me into my favorite pair of stockings to prepare for my stud’s arrival.

Worshipping My Body While Being Cuckolded

I sent hubby to open the door and let my lover in when the doorbell rang. I arranged myself most appealingly across the bed, with my long, stocking-clad legs dangling off the edge. Both hubby and lover were enthralled when they saw this sight!

Hubby knew exactly what to do, too. Like many of you cuckold phone sex lovers out there know, he knew I wanted him to worship me while I was being fucked. So as my stud got undressed, hubby knelt between my legs and began worshipping my pussy to get me nice and wet for that big dick that was in my immediate future. Normally, I would have him start at my feet and work his way up, but I thought starting at my pussy and going down would be good this time.

When my lover was ready, hubby moved down for some foot worship. I know you stocking fetish phone sex lovers would have loved to have been in his place right then. He was watching up close and personal as my lover slipped his cock inside me. Hubby continued worshipping my stocking-clad feet and legs in a way that would’ve made you nylon fetish phone sex fans envious!

My bull fucked me for an incredibly long time. So hubby did exactly what you body worship phone sex cucks would’ve done. He kept on worshipping me while I was being pounded. I loved every minute of it!

What’s Your Stocking Fetish Phone Sex Fantasy?

Of course, when my lover came inside me, hubby made his way back up my legs to clean up the creampie. He’s very well-trained, after all. He made me cum several times with his mouth while my stud quickly recovered for round two!

So, yes, I really had a fantastic holiday weekend this weekend! I also thought a lot about you stocking fetish phone sex lovers, for the reasons mentioned above. It also put me in the mood for some more stocking fetish fantasies with you guys. So if you have any you would like to share with me, you know what to do! Simply click the button below to give me a call or to hook up with me via webchat. I am definitely looking forward to hearing from you soon. I can’t wait to talk about some more hot nylon fetish fantasies!

Castration Phone Sex: The Ultimate In Cuckold Loser CBT

So after a recent conversation with a friend, I decided I would write this post about castration phone sex. You may be wondering exactly how I had such a conversation, but the answer is, my friend is also a Cuckoldress. She and I were discussing the various ways of controlling the cocks of the men who submit to us.

My Friend Likes Chastity

My friend told me that her preferred method is chastity. She likes to lock dudes up and keep them from playing with themselves because cuckold phone sex losers don’t deserve that privilege.

Now, I fully agree that such losers don’t deserve the privilege of touching their cocks. But we differ somewhat in our approaches. You see, I think you should have the discipline and devotion to me to not touch yourself without any devices hindering your ability to do so. If you can’t manage not to jack off without permission, you’re not really worthy of my attention at all.

That being said, if it really becomes a problem–or if you’re really into the depths of CBT phone sex, then castration phone sex can become a possibility.

For The Bottom Of The Barrel Cuckolds Only

Now, I would never dream of doing this to someone like my husband or the cucks who call me that I have genuine affection for. No, this sort of extreme solution is for the bottom-of-the-barrel cuckolds only. If you can’t keep your hands to yourself and are also a loser of the worst kind, then I may consider castration phone sex as a solution to your problems.

Chastity, in these types of cases, simply isn’t intense or final enough. You need something that will get rid of all the undesired behavior. And castration phone sex is what it will take to do that.

There are a few ways to castrate a man. Let’s discuss the possibilities together.

Castration Phone Sex: The Making Of A Eunuch Cuckold

First of all, there’s chemical castration. This would leave your junk intact for me to continue to torture with CBT and ballbusting if I felt so inclined. That’s why I’m more of a mind to do it this way because I’ll have both my desired eunuch cuck and also still ways to torment him if I wanted.

But for some of you, this is not enough. Some of you need your balls removed completely to get rid of the desire to do anything sexual. You don’t deserve to do those things, so off come the nuts!

And for the truly pathetic cuckolds out there, there’s the possibility of removing both the cock and the balls and just leaving a little hole for you to pee out of. Sitting down, of course. This would give me a eunuch cuckold that is completely smooth between the legs, which is desirable for aesthetic purposes, for sure.

So if you’re one of those truly pathetic and despicable cuckolds out there, you might consult with me about castration phone sex. There’s no guarantee that I will agree to it, but I will at least consider your proposal.

I have plenty of tools at my disposal for castration phone sex, so don’t worry. If I agree to your proposal, I have all that I need to make it happen for you.

So if you’re a pathetic cuck who needs to be castrated, why not call this gorgeous mature phone sex Goddess for your castration consultation. We’ll make arrangements for your removal and possibly even let you get off one last time before I make it a reality.

All you have to do is click the button below to call Miss Adrienne. Talk to you soon.

Body Worship Phone Sex: Tasks For A Cuckold

If you’re a cuckold who enjoys body worship phone sex, this post is for you! You can indulge all your cuckold phone sex fantasies while also getting the opportunity to worship your Goddess’s body. Doesn’t that sound fantastic?

How To Begin Your Body Worship Phone Sex Journey As A Cuck

To get started, the first thing you’ll need to do is to help me shower, wash my hair, and get ready for my bull to come visit. I will allow you to wash my beautiful long blonde hair for me, and I’ll also let you bathe my body. I’ll handle washing my face and shaving, though. While I’m doing those things, I expect you to pick up around the house a bit and put a fresh set of sheets on my bed. I’m a big fan of the blue cooling sheets because I can work up quite a sweat being fucked by my studs!

I know this is not the most glamorous side of cuckolding, but it’s absolutely necessary. I’m not planning on fucking my lover in a dirty bed in a dirty house. So I’m going to need you to take care of that for me.

Once you’ve done so, you can come and help me dry off after I get out of the shower. You can also help me apply lotion to my skin to keep it soft and smooth. I’ll handle the facial stuff and my makeup, though I will let you gently comb out my hair for me to style. You can also iron my outfit I’ve already chosen and help me get into it.

Beginning Your Cuckold Duties

Your true cuckold duties begin, though, when my bull shows up at the house. When the doorbell rings, I want you to go and answer it for me and show him to my bedroom. If you’re really lucky, it’ll be one of my big, beautiful Black lovers so you can enjoy some hot interracial cuckold phone sex today.

Once we begin kissing, you can drop to your knees in front of me and kiss me, too. Only you’ll be doing foot worship phone sex while he makes out with my lips. This is how you begin body worship phone sex with your mature Cuckoldress.

We’ll undress each other and eventually retire to the bed. I might let you worship my breasts or my legs or feet while I suck on his big, hard cock. He may also choose to eat my pussy, which is strictly off-limits to you until such time as creampie cleanup phone sex becomes necessary.

Worship My Ass While He Fucks Me

What I’m really looking forward to, though, is getting up on all fours and being fucked from behind by that huge dick. Once he buries it inside me and starts railing me, I want you to drape yourself over my back and begin some hot ass worship phone sex at the same time. Both my holes deserve attention simultaneously, and this is a great way to make that happen!

Finally, after he cums inside me, you can worship my pussy by cleaning up the creampie he left with your tongue. Make sure you get every drop! I don’t want any left over inside me.

So if you’re the kind of cuckold who enjoys having tasks to complete, being my body worship phone sex cuck should be perfect for you. All you have to do to make it happen is to click the button below to give me, Miss Adrienne, a call. I look forward to having you worship me while someone else is fucking me!

Cocksucking Training Phone Sex: And A Little CEI For Good Measure!

Are you in need of some cocksucking training phone sex today? If so, you and I are going to have a fantastic time together because I am definitely in the mood to train you to suck some cock for me. So ready yourself, and let’s get started!

We’ll Start With My Strap On

Now, I’m going to go ahead and tell you that I never start beginners off with a real cock first. This is because sometimes, they can be faced with a real one and panic a little. They freak out in their minds and don’t know what to do. So what I like to do is train them with strap on phone sex to start with. This ensures that they know exactly what they’re doing before they ever try it with a real one.

We’ll cover lots of material during your cocksucking training phone sex session. It’ll start with how to lick the cock properly to get it nice and wet. Then, we’ll move on to how to suck on the head and how to make your way slowly down the shaft. After that, I’ll teach you some fun tongue tricks and how to deep-throat. Finally, you’ll learn to stay still and not gag while you’re being face-fucked. Sounds fun, huh? 😉

Next Comes The Cum Eating Part

Of course, once you learn all about technique, it’s time to get into a more practical concern–swallowing. I don’t believe in spitting at all. It’s gross, and besides, the cum is already in your mouth. It’s easier to just swallow it to dispose of it.

In order to teach you to properly swallow, I’ll have you do some cum eating phone sex for me. What I normally do is have the guy jerk off while he sucks my strap on cock. Then, when he’s ready to cum, I have him catch it all on his fingers and lick it all off after he catches his breath from the orgasm.

This type of CEI phone sex helps with your training because if you can eat your own cum, surely it won’t be much of a leap to eat someone else’s. You’ll already have a general idea of the taste of cum, so you won’t be surprised when a guy cums in your mouth for the first time.

I don’t like subjecting my boys to surprises, so I try to prepare for every eventuality. That way, even if you do panic when you’re faced with a real cock, you can just fall back on your muscle memory. You’ll already know exactly what to do!

Let’s Begin Your Cocksucking Training Phone Sex Session(s)

So that’s basically how my cocksucking training phone sex lessons go. Sometimes, if we have enough time, I can even squeeze it all into one session. Other times, if we don’t have the time, it might take a few sessions. But as long as you’re a quick learner–and I’m sure you are–it won’t take long at all. You’ll have cocksucking down in no time!

I have my strap on laid out and ready today. It’s just waiting for a guy like you to teach how to suck cock! So if you’re ready to begin your cocksucking training phone sex lessons, why not give Miss Adrienne a call by clicking the button below? If you’re ready, I’m ready! I sure do look forward to hearing from you and starting your training, so don’t keep me waiting too long, ok?

I’m really going to enjoy training you. And I think you’ll enjoy the training, too. There are definitely orgasms in your future if you follow my instructions. Talk to you soon!

Size Queen Phone Sex: A Cuckoldress’s Confessions

So you’ve been anxiously awaiting this post, haven’t you, the confessions of a true size Queen phone sex Goddess? Well, you don’t have to wait any more, sweetheart. Here it is, live and in living color!

You’re Not Ready For This Shocker About Dick Size

I’m going to tell all you would-be cuckolds and stags something you’re probably not ready to hear. But it’s the truth, and you deserve to hear the truth. Everyone else has lied to you, guys, but Miss Adrienne is about to spit some cold, hard truth to you.

The truth of the matter is, just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you’re good at sex.

Everyone thinks that size is the deciding factor, but it’s not. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I want to fuck a small dick. I don’t. But what I do want is someone who has a large dick who also knows how to use it. It’s possible to be blessed by the Lord, as it were, and still have no clue what you’re doing with it. Usually, these poor souls can be taught, luckily, but I’m not always in the mood to teach, you know? Sometimes, I just want to lie back and enjoy myself.

More Size Queen Phone Sex Truths

Now, just having a big dick doesn’t make you good at sex. However, does that mean that you can be badly-endowed and be good at sex? Well, quite frankly, no. You need to have a reasonable amount of dick to be considered good at it. But “a reasonable amount” counts as about six inches. Mind you, that’s a little small for my taste, but those of you with average cock sizes can rejoice: You can be considered good at sex by someone who’s not a size Queen phone sex Goddess like me. But if you want to be considered good at it by yours truly, you gotta bring at least seven inches. That’s just how it is.

But in addition to having a seven inch plus dick and being able to wield your sword well, you’ve also got to be devoid of any dick defects that might hamper your performance. So that means if you struggle with erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, or anything like that, you cannot be considered good at sex, either, even if your dick is a nice size and you know what you’re doing with it. Go get your medical issues checked out and sorted out, though, and you can find yourself back in the “good at it” category.

Cuckolds, You Are Not Totally Useless

Now that I’ve laid out what makes a man good at fucking, I feel like I should take a moment to say that all you cuckold phone sex guys are not totally hopeless. I mean, no, if you have a small dick and/or don’t know what you’re doing with it, I’m not going to fuck you. But that doesn’t mean you don’t have a role to play in the bedroom of a hot wife phone sex Goddess like me.

You can be the creampie cleanup boy, for instance, or the fluffer boy. You can be a sissy cuckold that my bull and I can laugh at. Or possible a chastity cuckold. Or even better, a diaper cuckold. Those are the funniest ones of all!

Would you like to hear some more confessions of a size Queen phone sex lady like myself? If so, click one of the buttons below to give me, Miss Adrienne, a call for some hot phone sex fun. I can’t wait to hear from you!